~*~*~*~"Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed."
~*~*~*~"When a woman's mind goes blank, her reaction is to snap out of it. When a man's mind goes blank, his reaction is... "There we go... I'm in 'the zone'..."
~*~*~*~"It's Fathers Day. You should stop giving your parents clothes. Even when you were conceived, your Mom got a maternity dress and your Dad got a paternity suit. Today just give the old man some of your time. That's the one thing we all run out of."
Red Green (Steve Smith) will bring his one-man show – The Wit and Wisdom Tour – to Providence, Rhode Island, this summer.
The Wit and Wisdom Tour covers Red's adventures in everyday life, the great outdoors, and – most certainly – the latest and greatest use for the handyman's secret weapon: duct tape.
The live performance is at 8 PM on Saturday, July 24, at the Veterans Memorial Auditorium in Providence.
This show is Red Green's only New England performance this summer, so if you're a local fan, get your tickets now!
Tickets to The Wit and Wisdom Tour in Providence are available through WSBE Rhode Island PBS by calling (401) 222-3636 or online at ripbs.org, or by calling 401-421-ARTS.
For more information about The Red Green Show and Steve Smith, the actor who plays the title role, read our previous story.